Inspired by every job you've ever wanted to quit.

Hey.

You already know…

Different logo. Same characters.

At some point you stopped expecting it to make sense. You learned the vocabulary.

They had a word for everything: Alignment, Synergy, Bandwidth, Circle back.

Everyone had a framework.

Nobody had a clue.

And once you saw it, you couldn't unsee it. You just got better at keeping a straight face.

You've experienced corporate.

In 2025, during midsummer, my friend and co-creator Rob taught us a game he’d picked up during his time in Arizona, US.

At first, none of us wanted to play.

One round became nine.

Nobody noticed.

We had a deck of poker cards and a blurry photo of someone’s handwriting (rules). That was it.

So we made it a real thing.

LAYOFF is the game that turns your nicest friend into a scheming corporate backstabber by round two.

Learn it in four minutes. Play it for four hours.

Your friends will love hate you.

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— Mete